Hope everyone had an amazing Thanksgiving and is still either A) alive or B) not in a food comma! I just love Thanksgiving. I love the turkey. The freshly baked corn bread. I especially love the stuffing, which I totally think we should eat more of it rather than just once a year. But honestly my favorite part of Thanksgiving is realizing how completely normal I am. Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks, of course, but also a time to critique every single person in your family. Come on, we all do it, you don't need to lie here. We lie and say we love the disgusting corn souffle(which btw was disgusting I had to try because my aunt practically forced it down my throat), we lie and say everything is fine with our boyfriend or girlfriend when in reality we broke up 2 months ago. We lie and say work is going great even though we've been out of a job for a couple months. And most importantly we lie and tell that over weight cousin of ours how much weight they have lost, when in reality they look fatter than last Thanksgiving. Ah yes, the beauty of Thanksgiving.
P.S. If you can't figure out who the crazy person in your family is, I hate to break it to you...but its you.